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ALpiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine This Friday – 6-9PM. Ya Down??

Yes, indeedy.  As you aLL know, ALpine’s been courting us for a whiLe now.  But instead of candy, fLowers and diamond rings, they’ve been seducing us with the PHATTEST FRIGGIN SOUND SYSTEM A TACO TRUCK’S EVER SEEN. After a lot of texting, gchatting and fLirtations on Match.com, we’ve let down our guard and have finaLLy [...]
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