FIRST, SOME MOOD MUSIC. Why? Because it’s an excellent choice in terms of combating the awful name for this awesome ugly sweater Christmas party in Burbank this Saturday (The 8th Annual Ol’ Fashioned East Coast Family Christmas Ugly Sweater Party):

So guys — just wanted to give you a last minute head’s up of a Christmas party this Saturday that you can get down with. Why it’s called the EAST COAST family, ::shrug:: Anyway, yes!, we’ll be there! Party starts at 9PM, we’ll get there by 11PM.


Just bring your festive selves and throw an ugly sweater on it this Saturday night, from 11PM-1AM at the Burbank Moose Lodge (I kid you not, the location name does not get any better than this): 1901 West Burbank Boulevard

And as a gesture of thanks to the lovely hipsters who gifted us with the invention of the Ugly Sweater Christmas Party, I bring you this:

…and THIS. What are “mipsters,” you ask? Nay, they are not Muppet hipsters (though that would be pretty awesome), they are Muslim hipsters being, well, very instagrammable mipsters.

And for the rest of the video vomit that will get you feeling warm and jolly for the holidays…

Any OINTB fans in love with Taystee or Crazy Eyes? (please say “me!”)

I kind of love this…


Wondering if there was a Top 40 song you missed in 2014? Wonder no more:

Okay, it’s official. I’ve got a puppy crush on this girl:

And, lastly, thank the irreverently soulful Eliot Glazer for his slow-burning rendition of “Bugaboo”:

Much love and tacos,


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