So, the stance on the napkin situation is fairly divided, as you’ll see from the comments on the previous blog post.
Some of the responses were really sweet! ^__^ And others ranged from amusing, to putting the ‘dic’ in ridiculous. (I hope this has people who are in favor of puns snickering.)
Anyway, after much debate (OVER NAPKINS!!! SOOOO RIDICULOUS!!!!111ONEONE), the council hath decided: we shall be rationing napkins like one would ration food stamps, bread or water in times of uncertainty.
1-2 napkins per order. That’s IT.
If there are further complaints, then, again, the people hath spoken, and we shall return the napkins, radishes, oranges, limes, sporks, aluminum foil and bags in exchange for an increase in prices.
::throws up hands::
Sorry, we tried! Can’t say we didn’t!
And for all of you napkin hoarders and fiends, especially the ones who demanded napkins be on any trucks and all trucks “in the U S of A” (and I QUOTE), I do have a song to celebrate the festive occasion:
Or perhaps this video is more appropriate??
Thank you, thank you, everyone, for all your input, feedback and comments! (( H U G )) It’s strangely cool AND amusing to see so much contention and passion over the subject of napkins, something we normally take for granted and more of than we actually need.
Speaking of amusing, I received some random Spam the other day, which I found kinda cute for some reason:
As obnoxious and annoying and aggravating as I find Spam 99.999% of the time, this one made my heart melt. It must be a combination of the adoraber Engrish and hopeful friendliness: “best quality, best service, lowest price! my friends, waiting for you!”
I can’t help but wish him well. ^__^
Love and tacos,