Normally I don’t judge vending machines or their foods. They are what they are and are good for a sudden Snickers, Knott’s Berry Farm raspberry shortbread cookies or package of Famous Amos — as long as nothing costs over a $1 or so.
I guess what got me here, ALBANY AIRPORT, is that you have a bajillion vending machines — most of which seem to carry this “Vitalities” sticker, promising healthier snack choices. (Whatever that means!)
Ahahahaha, you guys. Ahahahahaha.
How does this look any different from any other standard vending machine? The vending machine at my local Y has healthier snack choices (Pop Chips, dried fruit leather, trail mix, Lara Bars, etc.), and it doesn’t even ADVERTISE having healthier choices!
Lesson of the day, folks: just cuz there’s a green sticker advertising something as a healthy choice doesn’t mean that a stick of Butterfinger is suddenly a part of a complete breakfast. 🙂
Love and tacos,