How do you impregnate a burrito?
February 11th, 2010Thass right. And this one’s giving birth to twins, from the looks of it. Two doubLe-wrapped shortrib tacos wrapped in crisp, pLiant rounds of corn tortiLLas gestating in KoGi goodness.
And who can we thank for taking advantage of this burrito’s ferocious fecundity? (Yeah — add THAT to your SAT lexicon.)
These dudes.
More specificaLLy, Roy. But not Roy as in Papi, but Roy as in @DiscoViLante. VIGILANCE, VILANTE!!!!111one
And to ceLebrate yesterday’s happy event, I’d like to share with you my fLavorite baby and baby-making themed videos.
Love, tacos and pregnant burritos,
Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice











February 11th, 2010
You guys need to do a lunch run in Long Beach, say around the dealerships near Spring & Cherry.
February 11th, 2010
Shoutout to the Bestcovery team!!! I am the one holding the first reciept from Kogi to say “Pregnant Burrito”!!!
February 11th, 2010
Oh, it looks just like you!
oh & looking forward to Gold Standard 2010!
are you???
February 11th, 2010
Thanks for making this awesome burrito. Definitely a GOOD value. Let’s make the new @kogisecretmenu for reals now…
February 11th, 2010
It’s DisKovilante with a ‘k’.
February 11th, 2010
Also, I’m so frickin’ pumped when I got the pregnant burrito. I didn’t think it’d be so hefty! It would be appropriate to call it “epic.”
February 11th, 2010
You don’t. You impregnate a chimichanga
and hope it has twins…
OR
Buy it a nice dinner and some drinks and hope…
oh, no that’s how you impregnate a flauta…
February 11th, 2010
Never tasted KOGI before and I want to really bad but things occur everytime you come to Granada Hills. You guys need to come on May 10, that’s a special day. Based on all what my friends have been telling me, I think I might spend at least 20 bucks all to myself that night!
February 12th, 2010
Will I need a cigarette afterwards?
February 16th, 2010
aaaww, i missed this special. please bring it back looks tasty and filling.
February 16th, 2010
@Chula This is this week’s special! You’re in luck. You have until Saturday!
February 18th, 2010
That looks so GOOD! You guys need to come to the Toyota Headquarters on Friday or Saturday so I can get a bite out of the special!
February 18th, 2010
how much does this special cost?..and is it still available
February 19th, 2010
This special is 8 plus tax, so a dollar cheaper than buying a burrito and two tacos separately.
February 19th, 2010
now this was/ is worthy of being called a Kogi special.
had this tonight and it was DELICIOUS!!! i had my burrito sans eggs. i was telling everyone about the special while in line. glad it was DELICIOUS because there were 10 or so people who ordered the special b/c of my big mouth.
oh and it was VERY filling, i couldn’t finish it but my hubs happily finished it for me.
February 19th, 2010
you guys should bring the kogi truck to oceanside,ca
February 23rd, 2010
Chula, I think you are sexy.
April 11th, 2010
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