How do you impregnate a burrito?

February 11th, 2010

With love and tacos, siLLy.

Thass right.   And this one’s giving birth to twins, from the looks of it. Two doubLe-wrapped shortrib tacos wrapped in crisp, pLiant rounds of corn tortiLLas gestating in KoGi goodness.

And who can we thank for taking advantage of this burrito’s ferocious fecundity?  (Yeah — add THAT to your SAT lexicon.)

These dudes.

More specificaLLy, Roy.  But not Roy as in Papi, but Roy as in @DiscoViLante. VIGILANCE, VILANTE!!!!111one

And to ceLebrate yesterday’s happy event, I’d like to share with you my fLavorite baby and baby-making themed videos.

Love, tacos and pregnant burritos,
Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

18 Responses

  • Dave
    February 11th, 2010

    You guys need to do a lunch run in Long Beach, say around the dealerships near Spring & Cherry.

  • Adam
    February 11th, 2010

    Shoutout to the Bestcovery team!!! I am the one holding the first reciept from Kogi to say “Pregnant Burrito”!!! :-D

  • SLEEPYHEAD
    February 11th, 2010

    Oh, it looks just like you!

    oh & looking forward to Gold Standard 2010!
    are you???

  • Phillip
    February 11th, 2010

    Thanks for making this awesome burrito. Definitely a GOOD value. Let’s make the new @kogisecretmenu for reals now…

  • Roy
    February 11th, 2010

    It’s DisKovilante with a ‘k’.

  • Roy
    February 11th, 2010

    Also, I’m so frickin’ pumped when I got the pregnant burrito. I didn’t think it’d be so hefty! It would be appropriate to call it “epic.”

  • not-sleepyhead
    February 11th, 2010

    You don’t. You impregnate a chimichanga
    and hope it has twins…

    OR

    Buy it a nice dinner and some drinks and hope…
    oh, no that’s how you impregnate a flauta…

  • Ken
    February 11th, 2010

    Never tasted KOGI before and I want to really bad but things occur everytime you come to Granada Hills. You guys need to come on May 10, that’s a special day. Based on all what my friends have been telling me, I think I might spend at least 20 bucks all to myself that night! :)

  • Drama
    February 12th, 2010

    Will I need a cigarette afterwards?

  • Chula
    February 16th, 2010

    aaaww, i missed this special. please bring it back looks tasty and filling.

  • Eric Shin
    February 16th, 2010

    @Chula This is this week’s special! You’re in luck. You have until Saturday!

  • TimM
    February 18th, 2010

    That looks so GOOD! You guys need to come to the Toyota Headquarters on Friday or Saturday so I can get a bite out of the special!

  • meach w
    February 18th, 2010

    how much does this special cost?..and is it still available

  • Eric Shin
    February 19th, 2010

    This special is 8 plus tax, so a dollar cheaper than buying a burrito and two tacos separately.

  • Chula
    February 19th, 2010

    now this was/ is worthy of being called a Kogi special.

    had this tonight and it was DELICIOUS!!! i had my burrito sans eggs. i was telling everyone about the special while in line. glad it was DELICIOUS because there were 10 or so people who ordered the special b/c of my big mouth.

    oh and it was VERY filling, i couldn’t finish it but my hubs happily finished it for me.

  • Mary
    February 19th, 2010

    you guys should bring the kogi truck to oceanside,ca :)

  • amourra
    February 23rd, 2010

    Chula, I think you are sexy.

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