January 14, 2010
First, I brought you the ukeLe kid who didn’t know the frakkin lyrics. With interesting resuLts.
Then, I brought you the toddLer bboy extraordinaire from China.
Today, I bring you a 29-month-oLd drummer.
He’s 29 months oLd. And a drummer! 😀
Which brings me to question #1: Where mah yeLLer ladies at?
Which reminds me: I can’t sing, I can’t dance, I can’t hoLd a beat, but I can WRITE, dammit. And I can mess with grammar and leveLs of professionaLism like NO OTHER.
For a 26-year-oLd who stiLL can’t put anything that IKEA throws at her together, that’s pretty damn impressive.
Love and tacos,
P.S. Thanks, kids! You reaLLy heLped the legacy of Amy Tan and her Joy Luck CLub die in peace. No, reaLLy, thanks. Now my parents are gonna start giving me those looks I hadn’t seen since the 6th grade. The ones that siLentLy say, “Where is my Asian prodigy/wunderkind/genius??? I paid good money for this!!!”
P.P.S. Warning to aLL those chiLdLess coupLes looking to adopt from China or Korea or Vietnam — just know that YOU CAN’T RETURN THEM IF THEY DON’T EXCEL IN SCHOOL OR AREN’T MAGICALLY GIFTED AT THE PIANO. You just can’t. And when you try, it kind of hurts their feeLings. -__-;;