Sorry.Â I think I accidentaLLy hit the Caps Lock.
No, wait, I didn’t.Â I WAS JUST SUPER EXCITED ABOUT OUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEDNESDAY!!!
And YOU CAN, TOO!Â 😀
…from quintessentiaL bakeries from aLL over LA County. Depending on which stop you frequent, you can expect to taste some signature goodness from Phoenix Bakery, Kiss My Bundt or Merengue.Â (And no, they did not pay me to pLug them.Â And no, they did not give us our birthday cakes for free. Their signature pasteLes are GOOD and remind me of how great we have it here in Los AngeLes.)
BUT WAIT!Â The fun does not end there, kids!
Each truck stop shaLL be hoLding a sLider eating contest. (And for vegetarians, we can substitute tofu, and for those opposed to 4-legged creatures, we can substitute chicken for shortrib.)
YES.Â That’s right, tortiLitas!Â A SLIDER EATING CONTEST.
And I know what you’re thinking.
“Contest, eh?Â So that means that there’s gonna be a prize, eh?”
YES.Â But let us go through the boring part first.
GENERAL RULES WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE SUBJECT TO CHANGE:
* $10 entry fee (which is totaLLy worth it if you eat more than 2 orders of sLiders)
* 90 seconds
* Must eat entire sLiders for them to count. <– no leaving out the bun or taking out the vegetabLy goodness.
* Use common sense. If ya think it might be cheating, it probabLy is.
* Regurgitation = disquaLification. (sorry, dudes.Â I don’t want to have to invest in vomit buckets.Â thass just nasty.)
Okay — now PRIZES!!!
The champion of each stop wiLL be getting a very Kogiricious package that incLudes, but may not be limited to: BRAGGING RIGHTS.
That’s right.Â You heard me.Â BRAGGING RIGHTS.
How awesome is that???
BUT HOLD UP — THERE’S MORE.
In addition to bragging rights, we shaLL aLso be gifting you with a KoGi shirt, a cut-in-line pass, a gift card and a few other extra speciaL somethings.
And THAT’S just for the 4 sLider eating champions.
But what’s waiting for the champion of ALL champions?Â ‘The One’ who manages to out-eat everyone under the tabLe?
Ohhh, they get a fuLLy loaded KoGi experience.Â It’s a gift that cannot be quantified in Target gift cards or quaLified in the latest PS3 game.
It’s a gift that wiLL take you pLaces.Â It’s a gift that wiLL surround you with the sounds of KoGi.Â It’s a gift of chance, of choice, of another adventure.Â And one that aLLows for you to pick and choose just how you, personaLLy, want to fiLL in the bLanks.
You’LL never guess what it is, but you wiLL be so stoked to have it.Â We put a lot of thought and love into this prize.Â It reaLLy is one of those gifts that keep on giving.
That, and YOU’LL ALSO BE RECEIVING THE COOLEST TROPHY EVER. >_< -!Â Something anyone wouLd be proud to dispLay upon his or her mantLe.
Oh — and I don’t mean to be a bummer, but there shaLL be no cake at our fourth and finaL stop.Â There shaLL be no cake for those poor suckers because we shaLL end the night with some kickass piÃ±atas.
And they’re not gonna be lame like these seriousLy faboosh, but empty, Thanksgiving birds.
Thar shaLL not be cornbread, ceLery or carrots to stuff these with.Â THAR SHALL BE CANDY.Â And the GOOD KIND.Â How do I know?
Because I shaLL be personaLLy shoving sweet nothings inside their papier-mÃ¢chÃ© boweLs.Â And you know that I’ll do right by y’aLL.
If you want to join us in ceLebrating — weLL, reaLLy YOU — then come to one or aLL of these stops:
* Azul Lunch – Encino Premiere Carwash 12:30pm
* Roja Dinner – Eagle Rock 6:30pm
* Naranja Dinner – MV Designz 8:30pm
* Verde Late Dinner – The Brig 11pm
Love, tacos and crazy sLiders,
P.S.Â If the scheduLe in this post doesn’t match the scheduLe on the right, no worries.Â All shaLL be coordinated and fixed by the end of the day.