Trick or Treat Bitches! – Slug Dog
What to do when a giant worm comes to attack you? You eat the little sucker! For tonight and tomorrow night only, Kogi’s got a special Halloween Special, the Slug Dog – Twinkie Taco with Dirt n Worms
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QUESTION: what do these 2 fotos have in common?
photo courtesy of roboppy photo courtesy of eL guapo Love and tacos, Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice P.S. UnfortunateLy Papi is not dressing up like Ace HoteL furniture this HaLLoween, BUT he IS making a speciaL hoLiday treat for y’aLL this weekend. SLUG LIFE!!
ATTN: we’re busy saving chiLdren from wiLd bears
I love random emaiLs of concern. ALmost as much as I like sharing them with y’aLL! Hm. ::strokes imaginary beard:: It might be a good idea to make this a weekLy rituaL. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzgjiPBCsss THIS WEEK it comes from ALfredo from the Westin Los AngeLes Aeropuerto. Dear Alice. @L******* here: Just wondering why Kogi trucks are [...]
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Twisted Banh Mi Dirty DAWG – six doLLahs
Here’s a sneak peak at today’s speciaL, because it is oh-so-very speciaLs. Take a succuLent, juicy aLL-beef Hebrew NationaL KoGi dog, dirty it up with some spicy pork and top it with some carrot sLaw, ciLantro, sesame seeds, peanuts and nuoc cham mayo. And YES those buns come hot, toasty and just sLightLy crackLy like [...]
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Love Letter: It’s gone be a loveLy day…
Dearest, ‘Tis hard on the heart, fighting on the front lines — especiaLLy being so far from you. Ammunition is low, gangrene is pLaguing the sick bay and I fear that I shaLL never see you again. Day and night we must face the watchmen lurking on every street corner, ready to write us up [...]
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EXORCISM: THE PURGE
It’s very seLdom that I address these peopLe. I try to avoid going down an angry spiraL whenever possibLe — especiaLLy since it’s gotten me in troubLe more times than I can count. I mean, why waste my energy addressing those who are ignorant of the bLood, sweat and tears that go into the business [...]
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GAHHH!
Okay, y’aLL know I hate pLugging things – especiaLLy on a repeat basis, but THIS IS THE LAST CHANCE TO SIGN UP FOR THE A-WAREHOUSE GROCERY TOUR TOMORROW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE. WHAT IS IT? * A tour limited to groups of 10 so that you can get aLL snuggLy and intimate w/ Robert [...]
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ALICE FEELS MASSIVELY SICK
I have not even the strength or appetite to eat a singLe spoonfuL of chicken soup. <–SYMPATHIZE WITH ME, PEOPLE. What I can do, however, is fix myseLf a bowL of chicken soup for the souL. And, because sharing is caring, I’d like for aLL of you to share this moment with me. DRINK UP! [...]
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How doth thou eateth a KoGi burrito?
Again. Mood music. ::pause:: Y’aLL know me by now, so I don’ t know why this is a surprise! httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZwcNu1xg_A So, Natasha and I were out last night at MiracLe MiLe and happened upon a group of dudes waiting for some grub. We got to taLking and noticed that one of the dudes had onLy [...]






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